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Leave an ask with what episode you want me to use (use the list of episodes here) and I will make some gifs/screencaps/quotes/memes as soon as I get the chance!
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You have to keep your sack.
my parents asked me and my sister if we thought marcus samuelsgksfg was attractive (aside from the fact that i hate him hes just not attractive) and were shocked when we both replied that we prefer geoffrey. but whatever, he a stone cold fox
MASHED POTATOES AND KETCHUP??!?!?!
These are some serious leftovers….
So we’re going to ignore the fact that Maria Velez was on an episode of Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares? Ok.
Ok, this might be too much of the INTERNET, let alone Tumblr. But let's get this out in the open. I won't even go anon. I only watch Chopped episode with Geoffrey Zakarian in them. Aside from the fact he's my inspiration for being a chef I WANT TO FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM. And people think I'm weird because I want to bang a 52 year old. But I would let him do what ever the fuck he wanted to do to me and them some and I'd do the kiniest shit to him. I HAVE NO SHAME!! ;3
I am sure a lot of people feel this way. I have a guy crush on him no homo and he is one of my favorite chefs on Food Network.
Lets start a Zakarian Fan Club :)
Can we all just take a minute and focus on Ted Allen’s shoes?